your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just found puke in my bra..
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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