butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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