Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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