I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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