Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
