why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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