I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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