You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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