so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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