everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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