we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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