ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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