i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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