I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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