I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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