Do you still have your period?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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