As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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