just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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