scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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