yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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