Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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