i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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