do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I need to calm my uterus...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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