Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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