3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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