So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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