i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize