other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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