mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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