just tell him i said nine months
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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