you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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