I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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