whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he shaved USA in his pubs
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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