okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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