Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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