K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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