Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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