ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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