Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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