She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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