Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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