I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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