we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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