My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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