I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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