sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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