Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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