But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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