Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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