thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
A bitchslap is in order.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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