How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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