3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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