I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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