would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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