it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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