P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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