dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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