her vagine was all disorganized.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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